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Pwnd Demotivational Poster


VIDEO GAMES - Now available for girls!


TAGS: i got pwnd at this
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:24 pm
Good to see that Nintendo recognizes the woman's rightful role in the universe.
deadluvva - September 4, 2010, 8:31 am
lol Logic. Funny stuff
spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Great to see you're still coming around Logic.
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2010, 3:16 pm
Wow, welcome back! We missed you. but we've been spending some time at the range, so maybe for not much longer.


FAIL!!!!!! -




DEFINITION OF QUITTING - Zombie. Dragon. Put Down The Die And Slowly Back Away From The Table...




AMERICAN FEAR MONGERING - Confusing the retarded mob since 1776.


TAGS: obama osama america lol terrorist pwnd
Rating: 1.72/5

More motifakes by tchiseen

lol - March 2, 2009, 12:47 am
someone needs to noose "datnigga" lmfao
datnigga - August 20, 2008, 9:37 pm
i meant to say "assclown below me". i'm out.
datnigga - August 20, 2008, 9:36 pm
do you know anything about obama's past? because it certainly isn't what you retards are implying. george bush's history is true however. so for the below me, STFU & GTFO.
retarded mob? - May 26, 2008, 11:56 pm
What's fear mongering about exposing a man's past? Oh you mean the fear mongering the media uses AGAINST George W Bush every fucking day!!!


MY BED -


TAGS: motifake money bed pwnd
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:33 pm
Aaaaaand I'm calling it a night. Burp, derp, cuckoo!
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 2:41 am
LOL! In all the wrong places!!! My cuban won't like this!
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 2:36 am
Too much cheesecake?
agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 2:34 am
Crap - fell asleep. I think that's my que.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 2:31 am
Take care Space. Don't forget the flea powder.
ICEMAN - July 31, 2010, 2:30 am
Buh, bye.
spacedog - July 31, 2010, 2:25 am
I'm making zero sense or funny. Cuckoo! Good night everyone.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 1:10 am
Nighty night, space.
spacedog - March 13, 2010, 1:07 am
Good night everybody.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 1:02 am
Ciao, cosmic canine.
spacedog - December 19, 2009, 1:01 am
Me go nite nite now. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:42 am
*got*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 3:40 am
You guys are sissies.......Zed just git here and you're running away?......How's it going Mr Zed? (you perv)
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 3:37 am
Asta Manyana? Night guys.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 3:35 am
Ciao, space... I think we all need rest. Buona sera.
spacedog - December 12, 2009, 3:35 am
That's it. I'm done. Call me in the morning, your money is on the dresser.
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 12:55 am
G'night all.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 5:43 am
Night, space.
spacedog - November 15, 2009, 5:41 am
Good night everyone.
Arrogant Knight - October 7, 2009, 1:30 am
....Sleep well?? Night!
spacedog - October 7, 2009, 1:29 am
Good night guys.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:17 am
Night Space.....what's your address again?
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:15 am
LOL!!!!! Take it easy, space!!! Good having you around tonight.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 2:14 am
Good night all.
db - September 26, 2008, 2:39 pm
a more even distribution of money would provide more consistent back support
Agamemnon - July 26, 2008, 1:12 am
Well yeah, the money's nice but what about your posture?
John - July 19, 2008, 5:01 am
I wish that was my bed!


SAINT SEBASTIAN - Ye Olde Pwnage


TAGS: pwnd
Rating: 2.35/5

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TAGS: pond pwnd waves peace disturbance
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:12 pm
and you?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:12 pm
doing well... still have not xmas shopped yet...lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:59 am
O I See.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:59 am
lunazol?..even Google can't tell me what that is..Is that your pet name for whippets?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:57 am
referring to the minor trauma destroying all hopes of a decent relationship in the future.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:56 am
oh god, the woman is bustin out the lunazol shots... I guess I will be taken advantage of.... someday
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:56 am
Next spouse?..she's 3 (are you drunk?...you shouldn't mix wine coolers and Motifake......Sorry i keep forgetting you're an American.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:55 am
big deep ukulele, I guess... lower is better
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:53 am
nothing like a Blitzen burger with extra mayo and an egg on top. they either get over the trauma, or take it out on their next spouse... Enjoy the show
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:52 am
Mrs. moooooooo is the guitar expert...that could be a ukulele for all I know/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:51 am
Why is my 3 year old niece okay with me BBQ'ing Caribou...But If I call it a reindeer she starts crying and won't hug me goodbye?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:50 am
doing good, think I know one of my xmas presents... acoustic electric bass guitar
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:48 am
I'm good. just did an early Christmas with the 'rents and family....too long and icy of a drive, but I ate well. You?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:47 am
lol.... so how ya doin, bud?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:45 am
That's mighty liberal of you...have you met my friend Greyscorpion yet?.....I think you guys might hit it off.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:44 am
depends on my mood
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
*keys....and yes, yes it is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
You missed a few krys...did you mean "Imhomo"?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
I thought drinking was part of the job.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:42 am
lesbian trapped in a mans body, imho
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:42 am
Try it, I'll reject the 99th every day, even if I have to quit my job and take up drinking.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:41 am
if I go that route, at least 5 will be funny
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:41 am
They have their downsides....and we always have chompers. And that new girl springspirit or something, she seems cool but her boyfriend just screams "Fake internet lesbian"
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:39 am
maybe I should make a hundred posters by the end of the month, that might fix it
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:37 am
You know, this has been the funniest stuff I have seen here in a while. too bad we don't have a real crazy to mess with anymore
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:36 am
I have both....Flintstones vitamins and Stolichnaya OK?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:35 am
oh, wait....whore? thats it, I cant take it anymore...where are my pills and vodka?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:34 am
You'll feel it later Samantha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
*3 comments down, I meant *who are...not "whore"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
This has been a public service announcement by Moooooooooooo.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
awww, I feel the love
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:32 am
*To any noob reading this. 5150 and I are friends, It's OK to be this cruel to people whore your established equals on the site, we're just having fun.....Don't think you can talk like this to anyone on your first days here.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:31 am
yeah, but since you dont provide dental, the meth is starting to effect my clients
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:30 am
It's a good thing you do most of your work with your mouth.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:28 am
they tear when i let the brazilian grow out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:26 am
I keep telling you to wear the pads...but do you listen?...Nooooooo.. You're affecting the bottom line, HO.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:26 am
thats why I buy dark spiderman underoos.... it hides the stains, and I feel like a hero at the same time
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:25 am
more of a runny discharge, its just tinted with blood from the infection... it comes and goes
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:24 am
So. You're saying that the blood you excrete (with the syphilis and all) is easier to wash than hooker blood?...that's just sexist.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:21 am
bloodstains from dead hookers are harder to get out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:19 am
Said 5150 to his dry cleaner.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:16 am
the shit remains for some time, but eventually gets forgotten and dissipates.
gufbal - December 19, 2010, 9:56 am
but you still left your shit behind..
Faceplant31 - December 17, 2010, 12:30 pm
Very good ML. 5L
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
*going to be
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
pretty much... I eventually gave up, but saved it just in case. remember it was going to memoirs to one of my dumped hookers?
crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 12:23 pm
i remember this photo, it got lost in a fire didn't it?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:23 pm
*first started on motifake
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
I had been toying with this picture since I started here. finally something fit
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:15 pm
I would give it 5L for the image alone but the text is a bonus...5L!


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